Bowls is the answer.

One of the joys of living in a village is that your problems can often be solved with simple activities. Unfit? Get out there and walk/run. Need some herbs? There's probably some in a hedgerow just round the corner. See? Simple.

And now, thanks to this handy leaflet that came through my door yesterday, even my social life can be sorted simply. How? Bowls of course.

So, maybe soon I'll be hanging out with these cool guys, although I'm not sure I'm blurry enough to play yet.